Monday, 15 September 2008

HBOS falling, falling, falling …

No, no, no! This can't be happening. HBOS seems to have lost a third of its value this morning! What is going on?

I must stay calm. You, my dear readers, must stay calm. Take deep breaths. Imagine a nice spot in the desert on the astral plane in your subconscious. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Keep breathing. We will get through this. WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS.