Thursday 29 October 2015

[No. 362] If it were so easy to be Stevie Cohen ...

Everyone would be Stevie Cohen.

And here we are, again ...[1], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[1], and here we are, again ...[2], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[1], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[2], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[1], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[2], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[1], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[2], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[1], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[2], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[1], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[1], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[2], and here ... we are, Christ![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[2], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[1], and here ... we are, Christ![2], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[1], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[2], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![1], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[2], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![1], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![1], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![2], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![2], and here we are, again ...[3], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[2], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[3], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[3], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[3], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[3], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[3], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[3], and here ... we are, Christ![3], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[3], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[3], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![3], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![3], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[3], and

And here we are, again ...[1], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[1], and here we are, again ...[2], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[1], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[2], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[1], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[2], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[1], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[2], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[1], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[2], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[1], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[1], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[2], and here ... we are, Christ![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[2], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[1], and here ... we are, Christ![2], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[1], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[2], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![1], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[2], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![1], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![1], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![2], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![2], and here we are, again ...[3], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[2], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[3], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[3], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[3], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[3], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[3], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[3], and here ... we are, Christ![3], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[3], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[3], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![3], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![3], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[3], and

And here we are, again ...[1], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[1], and here we are, again ...[2], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[1], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[2], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[1], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[2], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[1], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[2], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[1], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[2], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[1], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[1], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[2], and here ... we are, Christ![1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[2], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[1], and here ... we are, Christ![2], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[1], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[2], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![1], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[2], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![1], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![2], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![1], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![2], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[1], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![2], and here we are, again ...[3], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[2], and everyone who has ever known Stevie Cohen wants to be him ... 'Boy, he must be quite a man!'[3], and how much is he worth now? / uh, is anyone counting?[3], and Mr Cohen owns the dead shark, you know? 'What?! The FSA?!' No, no, no ... the other dead shark[3], and ... no, no, no, not Laughing Lenny[3], and a-ROUND when you're DIZZY(!) things seem easier ... ?[3], and, actually, it's much harder to be me, world's foremost financial shaman, ah, years in the desert, oh, years of suffering[3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / ... and who am I? / ... and who are YOU(!)?[3], and here ... we are, Christ![3], and our Stevie must want to know who he is ... at three in the morning[3], and three in the morning is when THE BAD SHIT happens - as we all know, at least, those of us with souls, yeah?[3], and who would want a soul? / I mean, who would choose the lifestyle, man?![3], and give me THE ZOMBIE LIFE any day!!![3], and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND, and a-ROUND ... / no, we ain't getting off, this ... is it! ALL THERE IS!!![3], and let's face it, it ain't easy to be anyone, 'Ha!'[3], and