Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Citi: congratulations!

Now it's Citi's turn, or Citi Markets & Banking, Citi Alternative Investments, Citigroup Global Markets Limited, or just plain old Citigroup or whatever. Anyway, Citi has an advert today, just like Barclays Capital yesterday. But one big difference - why no pictures? We want to see what these new managing directors look like. Actually, there is an explanation: many of these new managing directors are fully trained financial shamans or money mystics. Arthur Simmons has told me that at least twenty of them are graduates from his college. Look at my photo on this page. You will see I keep myself covered up. This is not because I am incredibly ugly. If everyone knew what I looked like it could seriously damage my mystical operations. Citi is protecting its employees, that's all.

Well, congratulations to: Holger Achnitz, Pat Corrado, Alex S. Ho, Dana Lukens, Antranig Sarkissian, Yoshinobu Agu, Daniel Cortes McAllister, Edmond Ho, Tomas Lundquist, Roger Saylor, Usman Ahmed, Paul Creedon, Julia Horan, Alison Lynch Ferreira, Patrick Scally, Sankar Aiyar, Joanne Crisafi, Eduardo Ikuno, Barbara Ma, Mark Schofield, Faisal Ameen, Linda Crow, Takeshi Inoue, Rajat Madhok, Henry Schwake, Jaime A. Arrastia, Fernando Dammert, Steve Iorio, Marianna Maffucci, Adrian Scosceria, Thomas Attenborough, Suzanne K. Dance, Julio Fernando Iraola, Bapi Maitra, Guy Seebohm, Laszlo Balassy, Soumilya Datta, Shujaat Islam, Mary Beth Mandanas, Debopama Sen, K. Balasubramanian, Jose Ribeiro DeAndrade, J. Antonio (Tonet) Itchon, Amin D. Manekia, Sandip Sen, Roger Barnes, Sandeep Desai, Alexander Ivanov, Andreas Massouras, Sanjay Sethi, Varun Batra, Mark Donlon, Blair Jacobson, Mark Mathieson, Venkatesh Sethuraman, Brian D. Bednarski, Bret Dooley, Frederic Jallot, William McGhee, Victoria T. Sharp, Robert Bedwell, Atul Dubey, Jessica James, Michael McGovern, Gil Woon Shin, Sanjeev Behl, Vince Eavis, Lucky Jayaratne, Rob McIvor, Valeria Sica, Rafael Benavente, Julia Elliott, Alan Jenviphakul, Yasuko Minami, Mark Sickafoose, Arnold Bengco, Stephen Elson, Gage Johnson, Richard Moore, Devinjit Singh, Scott Bere, Emeka Emuwa, Rimmo Jolly, Jorge Mora, Tashwinder Singh, Mathias Berenger, Matt Enskat, Thomas Juliana, Juan Moraleda, Svyataslav Slavinskiy, Jean-Luc Bernardi, Wissam Farah, Naveed Kamal, Yoji Morishita, Robert Smith, Sanford Bernhardt, Anthony Farina, Takeo Kaneko, Munir Nanji, Tyrone Smith, Manish Bhai, Michael T. Fasano, Atilla Karasapan, Rajesh Navalkha, Mitali Sohoni, Steven Blatt, Julio Figueroa, Amir Karimi, Rajiv Nayar, P R Srinivasan, David Blattman, Marc Fisher, Emre Karter, Ann Neidenbach, Ramiro Antezana, Robin Blunden, Tina Fordham, Gen Kato, Dung Q. Nguyen, Karsten Stroyberg, David Bohn, Jeremy Franklin, Mino Kawagoe, Ed Nichols, Varadarajan Subbaraman, Pascal Boillat, Jeffrey Gallo, Nigel Philip Kemp, Robert Novembre, Vikram Subrahmanyam, Patrick Boultinghouse, Michael Gambelli, Muhamed Sohail Khan, Gavin O'Neill, Gregory Swanson, David Bouton, Mariano Gaut, Quintus Kilbourn, Giles Ong, Neil George Swinburne, Kamiel Bouw, Juan Carlos George, Michael Kilgallen, Giles Page, Beatrice Tam, David Bullen, Richard Gerwitz, Sandra Kim-Suk, Ebru Pakcan, Takayuki Tamura, Muhammad Z. Butt, Frederic Giovansili, Edward Lam, Roberto Paolino, Richard Ross Ned Tesvich, David Cannon, Mark Gitlen, Tommy Lam, Rahul Parulekar, Greg Trotter, Michael Caperonis, Denny Goenawan, Sean Larcombe, Arom Pathammavong, Itay Tuchman, Alice E. Carr, Geraldine Goh, Gonca Latif-Schmitt, Richard Patterson, Kenneth Tung, Bernardo Chacin, Ryan Gould, David Lau, Nancy Paulson, Bernard Wai, Ron Chakravarti, Philip Graham, Alex Lee, Scott Peng, Susan Wallace, Alfred Chan, Fernando Granziera, Andrew Lee, Mark Pilcher, Andrew Walters, Vipul Chandra, Stephen Green, Sam Ms Lee, Marc Potel, Catherine (Qing) Wang, Sanjeev Chatrath, Otavio Guazzelli, Alex Leon-Prado, Cynthia W. Priest, Deborah Waters, Joy Cheng, Tushar Gundecha, Rosina Leung, Ashwin Punde, William Weaver, Federico Chiaverini, Sugata Gupta, William Liang, Sean Quinn, Douglas B. Wendell, Yoon-Sun Cho, Thomas Hackett, Johannes Liechtenstein, Venkatash Rathnam, Rachel Wilson, Marcus Christoe, Steven Halford, Martin Lifschutz, Sagheer Riaz, Barry Winter, Johanna Chua, Stephen Halmarick, Alan Lin, Chris Riback, Bronwyn Wright, Douglas A. Clark, Sean Hanafin, Jerry S. Y. Lin, Mark Robinson, Ann Wyman, Tim Clark, Roderick Hardamon, Sharon Lin, Ari Rosenberg, Thomas Wynne, Fredric Codet, Patricia Harley, Brian C. Link, Eliot Rubenzahl, Alfredo Zamarriego, Jed Cohen, Brian Harris, Peter Litvin, Nuhad Saliba, Laurie Zeppieri, Panayotis Constantaras, Teri Hartman, Simon Livesey, Kaveh Samie, Henry Zhang, Thomas Cook, Fergus Healy, Jairo Loureiro, Mark Sandwith, Kevin Corbally, David Hill, Robin Lowe, Eric Sanschagrin.