Exciting news. HSBC is changing the name of its investment division from 'corporate, investment banking and markets' to 'global banking and markets'.
Wow! I'll say it again - wow! Couldn't HSBC do better than that? How about - 'shamanic banking and global mysticism'? Or 'investment gods and banking seers'? Or 'market global banking warriors of the Big Herb cult and lords of the big money'? Let's have a bit of honesty, please.
Wow! I'll say it again - wow! Couldn't HSBC do better than that? How about - 'shamanic banking and global mysticism'? Or 'investment gods and banking seers'? Or 'market global banking warriors of the Big Herb cult and lords of the big money'? Let's have a bit of honesty, please.