I had no idea. No one told me about this Christian Baha character and his computer-driven Superfund. This is what the loon told Reuters: 'It was started on the same principles as today - without human emotions, strict money management and not letting risk exceed the risk parameters.'
Without human emotions? That's terrible!
O Master, maybe there are ghostly emotions. There might be a ghost in the machine.
Well, that's my only hope. Has Mr Baha got the good sense to keep a ghost in his machine?
O Christian, speak to us!
O Mikey, have no fear. There is a ghost in my machine. I am that ghost.
You're not a ghost!
Oh, I am! I am a ghost. But I couldn't tell those squares at Reuters. Imagine what they would think!
Yeah, you've got a point.
And my investors don't know. So try and keep it quiet.
I won't tell anyone.
Thanks, Mike.
Without human emotions? That's terrible!
O Master, maybe there are ghostly emotions. There might be a ghost in the machine.
Well, that's my only hope. Has Mr Baha got the good sense to keep a ghost in his machine?
O Christian, speak to us!
O Mikey, have no fear. There is a ghost in my machine. I am that ghost.
You're not a ghost!
Oh, I am! I am a ghost. But I couldn't tell those squares at Reuters. Imagine what they would think!
Yeah, you've got a point.
And my investors don't know. So try and keep it quiet.
I won't tell anyone.
Thanks, Mike.
