Monday, 24 May 2010

Citigroup has made Eduardo Cruz head of global banking for Latin America

And I'm trying to be happy for the man, I really am, but I've got things on my mind. It's pure willpower that has got me through five posts today. I would be well within my rights to slash my wrists. No one would criticize me for it. But I soldier on! Fancy a song?

Eduardo, mate, this is nothing against you. I know you've been with Citi for a few years. You've done really well. But I can't write any more, not today. I don't have an easy life. I'm a fucking tormented person. I'm not going to lie to anyone.