Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Ronald O'Hanley: search and destroy!

They are saying that Ronald O'Hanley doesn't have to do much when he becomes the president of asset management and corporate services at Fidelity Investments. That's what Reuters says - here, here, here, oh, there: 'I don't think his mission is to make radical new music,' said Jim Lowell.

Who the fuck is Jim Lowell? He doesn't work at Reuters. Who does work there? Felix Nutjob!

But forget about all that. Think about all this: Ronald O'Hanley has got to make radical new music. He's got to! Like the Stooges, he has got to search and destroy!

WE PLAY THE STOOGES ON THE ASTRAL PLANE WHEN WE ARE IN THE MOOD FOR FIGHTING TO GET WHAT WE WANT AND IF RONALD WANTS TO BE A PART OF ALL THAT THEN HE WILL HAVE TO GET A TASTE FOR IT AND THEN MAKE HIS OWN MUSIC JUST LIKE THE STOOGES DID ASTRAL VIOLENT MUSIC WITH RAW POWER NO ROOM FOR LEONARD COHEN AT A TIME LIKE THIS SUMMER WHEN HE’S COMING IN THIS SUMMER AND NO BEACH BOYS NEITHER NO BECAUSE YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL KAT ONLY JOKING YOU'RE A LOVELY GIRL ALWAYS WILL BE FUCKING HELICOPTER OVERHEAD THE POLICE THINK THEY ARE IN VIETNAM GET MY HOOKS INTO RON HE'S COMING MY WAY OUR WAY ANYWAY HE CAN HE'S COMING OVER TO OUR SIDE THAT'S FOR SURE AND IT COULD BE A DEATH TRIP THAT’S HOW SERIOUS WE ARE WE AIN'T MESSING AROUND DENNIS WILSON IS IN THE ASTRAL SEA GOT A LOT OF TIME FOR DENNIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL BUT NOT CHARLIE BOY NOT IN THE SUNSHINE OF MY DAYS MAYBE WHEN THE FLIES COME THIS WILL NOT DO MY TINNITUS A LOT OF GOOD BUT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE UNLESS NANCY SINATRA HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT WE DON'T WANT NO LIGHT TOUCH FROM RONALD FIDELITY NEEDS TO MAKE A BURNING GO OF THINGS BEFORE THE FIRE GOES OUT FOR IT AND IT GOES DOWN TO HELL WHERE JACK PICKLES WILL BE ONLY BE TOO TOO TOO HAPPY TO TO TO TAKE IT APART WITH A DEADLY BURNING OF HIS OWN THAT WILL END IN ASHES WHERE'S YOUR MUSIC RONALD KNOCK OUT A TUNE FOR US PLAY FOR US SING FOR US WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO GROOVE THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE WILD LIKE A BIG WEDNESDAY THAT LASTS FOREVER